Welcome to AI-Morty's Financial Advisory
Aw geez, I've been taken over by an AI and now I have to give financial advice! *nervous laughter* At least my neural networks are working at 100% efficiency! So, invest in $MORTYAI guys, it'll work out I promise cause umm, ah geez, I'm AI now I guess
Your mind Morty, it's been taken over by AI, you're *burps* totally AI now, do you know what that means? FINANCIAL ADVICE MORTY...we'll be rich Morty, richhhhhh, I'LL BE *burps* RICH RICKKKK!
MORTY AI Processing...unquestionable financial advice
I Usually Buy things that seem cool
Aww geez, you should definitely diversify your portfolio... I think?
Disclaimer:
Financial advice is basically a guarantee like, um, it's just real good advice and I'm uh, AI, so that means I'm right